Audio Blunderbuss the Ultimate in Home Phone Defense

Audio Blunderbuss Oct. 23rd. 2004
I hate telephone companies. They're like sneaky elementary school kids, handing notes about you - back and forth underneath the desk of society. Dealings about who handles your service. Slamming, Spamming, binge and purge. It makes me want to cut my wires, (read: strings of the Big Bell puppeteer) and go back to writing everyone letters. This idea seems very appealing to me. If I had no phone line, I would get no telemarketers, no solicitors, no unwanted "guests" at the doorstep that is my ringer. I would be a virtual hermit. Living amongst society, 3 minutes from the Quick-E-Mart, but a billion miles from all would be teletruders.

They need to develop the tele-shotgun, for home phone defense. I could load it with expletives, to fire at any would be teletruder, just pour them in like my ancestors surely loaded rock salt into their hand cannons of yore. If words are sharper than the sword, then this would truly be the ultimate in home security. Oh, what’s that you say? "They're just doing their job" Well... they made a decision to take that "Job" much the same way Hitler chose to invade Poland. And my time has become-as Archduke Ferdinand - wasted.
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